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Pictured above: my debut Master of None character shot, with token desaturated Instagram filter. I play a disgruntled local gallery owner that won't let go of the one time Banksy did a piece near my storefront . Denise meets me at an after-hours on St. Patrick's Day, and we quickly become intense BFFs. To Dev's displeasure, Denise begins bailing on him to accompany me to various zine launches. After a laughably relatable episode about friend-jealousy, I leave for an exhibit in Prague and never come back.
That doesn't tell you anything about me except that I like Master of None. Wait actually, that gives you a pretty good idea of who I am...bio over.
PSA: My Amazon Wishlist is no longer linked here as somebody got maybe too excited and sent me 10 boxes of Hubba Bubba bubble gum. Now I no longer enjoy Hubba Bubba. Thing is, I can't throw it out because that's just wasteful. Message me if you would like some overly flavourful bricks of gum. They might be stale now.